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**ek3** · June 4th, 2003, 05:06 PM

I've been thinking about it...and I think that I have all the makings of a great board here...my themes always look cool, the board has a lot of history, me, and I'm listed fairly high in the Hardcore category...the problem is...I don't know what to post!...

Ok...as I was writing this...I looked down at the floor...I see several clumps of brownish-green looking dirt...I say to myself..."that looks like shit"...I lift my foot up...and sure enough...I have a huge clump of shit on the bottom of my shoe...that alone would be bad...but I have smeared the shit all over the place under my desk...I'm gonna be sitting in shit all day...motherfucker...

**ek3** · June 4th, 2003, 05:52 PM

After making that last post...my cousin called and needed me to come pick him up at a car dealership...his car was getting repaired...

So...I take the elevator downstairs and I'm heading towards the door...I hit the last few steps before you reach the door...and what do I see?...a clump of shit...the same color as the shit that is smeared all around me as I type...I apparently lost some as I was entering the building...I had a smile...and a brief chuckle as I left the building because someone was gonna have to clean that up...and it wasn't gonna be me...hell, I wouldn't even have to clean up the shit up under my desk...some half retarded nigger would have to tonight...but not me...

As I'm walking to my truck I stop and try to dislodge the shit from my shoe...I tried the grass, scuffing my feet, but didn't have much luck...so I then drug my shoe across the curb and was able to dislodge the clump of shit...horray for me!...I don't have to get shit in my truck...so I get to my truck, open the door, and set down..."Motherfucker, is that shit?" I say to myself...I lean over for a closer look and wouldn't you fucking know it...I had shit all over my floor...so now I have to sit in shit all day, and sit in shit when I leave...not only that...I chuckled because I though the joke was gonna be on the retarded niggers who had to clean my shit...but no...the joke was on me...I have to clean the shit...motherfucker...

**GravyTrain** · June 4th, 2003, 07:08 PM

that brought a much needed smile to my face

**rmartino** · June 4th, 2003, 09:02 PM

hmmmmm...where would the shit have come from...I'm shocked that you didn't smell it before you saw it...I guess my shit really doesn't stink...

**ek3** · June 4th, 2003, 09:37 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by italipino:
hmmmmm...where would the shit have come from...I'm shocked that you didn't smell it before you saw it...I guess my shit really doesn't stink...</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

That doesn't make sense unless you are implying that the shit located on the bottom of my shoe was your shit...